Going where mortals fear to tread into the dark crevices of the unknown, (cue mournful sobs..) Bread..that dastardly villan of yeast and dough...BREAD!! .. okay..okay I'm done...hahaahaha! Ah..I missed my calling..
Anyway..in case you haven't figured it out, I'm going to show you how to make bread. Oh yes you CAN make bread, anyone can make bread. And as usual, I like to take the mystery out of the mysterious. There are no special skills needed here. If you can find your way to the grocery store you can make bread. There. Now lets get started.
First of all lets tawk about the yeast. It's alive, (It is ALIVE!!) sorry..Ahem.. Yeast is a living organism, so without getting too detailed. We need to feed it. Sugar feeds the yeast and it grows. It releases gases that make the bread rise. The longer it takes to rise the better the flavor. For our purposes we are going to make a plain old fashioned white bread. ( for you vegans out there I will include a few sentences on how to make a regular white bread recipe vegan friendly).
You will need a good recipe:
No knead Crusty White Bread (www.kingartherflour.com)
3 cups lukewarm (not hot) water
6 1/2 to 7 1/2 cups all purpose flour
1 tablespoon salt
1 1/2 tsp
(2 tablespoons sugar) my addition, this is not included in the original recipe. I like my bread a little sweet.
Now this is a no knead recipe which means you can't hurt it by kneading the dough. Which is what you are going to do. I will give you a couple of bread tips that I use but you must be able to do the basics first.
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Well kneaded bread.. |
Kneading is manipulating the dough until the gluten strands form. Unlike biscuit dough you want to manipulate bread dough because that's how you develop a nice even crumb. Just take a piece of bread out of your cabinet and look at it. See the nice even crumb? No giant holes. This bread has been kneaded well, no little old ladies kneading bread at the Wonder bread factory, no sir. So, the more you knead or manipulate the dough the better it is for the bread. With scrupulously clean hands lets begin. You will need a big bowl or pot, (I use a pot, it's less cleanup.) measuring cups and your ingredients. Measure your flour into the measuring cup by cupfuls. The best way to do this is to pour the flour into your measuring cup over a big bowl. That way the excess falls in the bowl and not on your counter. Measure your flour and scrape the excess off the top with a butter knife. I know it seems like a lot of work but it's worth it. If you are not careful and just dip your cup into the flour bag, you run the risk of having too much flour. It's not the end of the world if it's just 1/4 cup or so but the more flour you put in, the more liquid you are going to have to put in to compensate and then the more salt....you get the idea. You will change the balance of the recipe. Baking is like exercise, you have to develop good form so consider me your trainer. (Feel the burn!) Okay, where were we? Yes, measuring the flour. When in doubt go for less flour rather than more. So, this recipe says 6 1/2 to 7 1/2 cups of flour. Go with the lesser amount. You may or may not use that last cup of flour when you knead.
Anyway, take your measured flour and add your salt. About the yeast, I just buy plain old yeast in the big packages from BJ's. If you are a newbie, and we all were once. Just buy whatever kind of yeast you want from the grocery store in the flour isle. I would stay away from the yeast cubes because they are hard to measure. A yeast packet is generally about a tablespoon of yeast. That's important for those recipes that say, 1 packet of yeast.
I'm not an instant yeast user by choice, although some swear by it, I just use boring powdered yeast. The longer your bread rises the more flavorful it will be. So quick rise means less flavor, but maybe I'm just a purist. No matter. There are no rules, just guidelines remember? Whatever your heart desires. How do you know if bread is flavorful or not? Here's how, take a piece of that bread you buy for the kids sandwiches, you know the store brand or Wonder or whatever. Hey, I do the same thing, no need to give the kids the good stuff. These folks eat twinkies!
Now take a piece of the more expensive potato bread or whole grain anything. The kind you keep for the adults! Yes it's different, still not homemade but pretty good. That's bread with flavor, and what you make in your own kitchen will be 1000 times better than the best bread in the store. (Darn that soapbox, there it goes again!)
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Yeast just starting to bubble.. |
Now, you've got your dry ingredients in a big bowl, (salt, flour, 2 tablespoons of sugar). And 2 1/2 cups of warm water in a cup and 1/2 cup of warm water in another cup. A word about the temperature of the water. If your water is "ouch" hot. It will kill the yeast. So the water needs to be warm, like baby bottle warm. Put your yeast in the 1/2 cup of water with about 1 tablespoon of sugar and within a few minutes it should start to bubble at the edges. Now get a cup of tea. Your yeast needs to bubble for a few minutes. Those bubbles are the first sign of healthy yeast. In other words yeast that hasn't been sitting on the shelf for a year and is still alive. If you skip this step and proceed and your yeast is dead, your dough will not rise and there is absolutely nothing you can do but toss the whole batch. So do this step every time you make bread, and if your yeast is dead you've wasted a 1/2 cup of water and some sugar and that's it. Trust me on this.
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Happy Yeast! |
Now, if you look at the measuring cup on the right you'll notice all the foam, that's thriving yeast. If after 20 minutes your yeast still looks like one up there, it's dead. No matter, just toss it and try with an entirely new packet. Yeast is so cheap and so vital to bread baking it pays to throw at least one packet in the shopping cart every time you go shopping.
At least that's how I look at it. :-)
Tea done, ahh.. that was wonderful. Now back to the bread.
Combine your yeast water with the 2 1/2 cups of warm water which should probably need a about
that long in the microwave to reheat it. Test it before you combine it with the yeast or well you know...
Pour your combined liquids into the dry ingredients and stir. It'll be a sticky unbread looking thing but no matter. Keep stirring. If you do not have a stand mixer your arm will probably fall off before long but
hang in there. A stand mixer will make quick work of the mixing process. But if you don't have one you can still make bread. So you are stirring, stirring until it all gets incorporated into a big blob. At this point the recipe says to refrigerate and leave it for up to 7 days. What? No no, we want bread tonight. We are not going to put it in the fridge (a word about the cold, it retards the development of yeast. In other words your bread will still rise but slower) The fridge is great for "you wanted to make bread but life happened." Yeah, been there, done that!HAAHA!
Alright now, you can leave your big bowl on the counter with a top on it or put it in the fridge. It's a good time to clean up. You've got about 1-2 hours to hang out. Go watch a show, or check your email.
Ok it's about 2 hours later and your bread has risen quite a bit. Dump it onto a floured counter and it should look like a wet sticky blob of dough. Now vee shall KNEAD! (said in my Inga voice) If you stick your finger in the blob it will be covered in dough, Make note of the consistency. Ready. KNEAD! Shake some flour on the blob and lean your palms down on the center of the dough. Still sticky. Flip one end over toward the middle shake flour, spread flour all over the top, push palms down, flip another side over, shake flour over it smooth flour, push palms down over top. This is not the time to be nice. Put your weight into this palms down thing. Work out your frustration. Stuck in traffic for 40 minutes!!! Grrr... Darned cleaners messed up my dress!! grrrr!! get the picture? Passed over again for that proMOtion!!grrrr!! let it out!. Hey it's cheaper than therapy. The idea is to work the gluten in dough. Now stick your finger in the dough. Not so easy this time right? The dough springs back, in fact the little impression that your finger left is almost gone. Happy dough! Now again the recipe says to put this in the fridge because they are trying to make this as simple as they can for a first time bread baker such as yourself. I however, feel like if we don't conquer the hard stuff now you'll be making no-knead bread forever! So you've successfully kneaded your dough, go ahead and do the dance, go on now you've earned it!
Alright, almost there. Now is when I usually roll my dough out as flat as I can, cut it down the middle and roll into two loaf shaped logs. If your dough will cooperate great. If not just shape it into a log(s) and put it in your loaf pan(s) OR go for that artisan thing and shape it into a ball. Whutevuh!
Alright now leave your bread to rise for another hour or so. This part is kind of important, if you leave your bread for too long it will loose the rise that it will get in the oven. No more than 1 hour. Now put your loaves in a hot oven. The recipe says 450 but I dunno, I would put it in at 375. I think my oven runs hot and I don't like burned bottoms so, yeah 450 is hot for me. Put it in at whichever temperature you feel comfortable with for about 20-25 minutes. Bread bakes super fast so hang around your kitchen.
Tips:
You can put a pan of hot water on the bottom of the oven just under your baking bread for that chewy French bread crust.
You can also brush your bread with a beaten egg for that shiny brown crust you see in the bakery before you put it in the oven.
I brush mine with butter as soon as it comes out. But this takes away from the crunchy crust...but then I don't really care..heehee!
when you get confident;
Go to thefreshloaf.com. that's like bread college!
I substitute milk for the water in my recipes, or i add a cup of mashed potatoes.
For vegans: Use white whole wheat, King Arthur if you can find it. and 1/2 cup gluten flour. You will find this in the health food isle of any well stocked grocery store. It makes for a wonderful light spongy whole wheat loaf. Regular wheat flour cuts the gluten strands that you are trying to build up when you knead the dough. That's why homemade wheat bread tends to be heavy. Not to mention that regular whole wheat does not have any gluten of it's own. White flour has gluten in it. You must use white whole wheat flour (whole wheat pastry flour is wonderful too!) and vital wheat gluten. You can get this on Amazon. Bobs Red Mill makes it for about 7 bucks.
Breads out! Tap it. It should sound hollow, doesn't it smell wonderful? Now you can brush melted butter on it or leave it. Take it out of the loaf pans and let it cool on a rack. Cut it and enjoy!